Cascadia High School District 206 Ego Occidam Puerorum

Faculty Advisors


Principle Georgia

Principal Georgia

Georgia assumed the role of principal for Cascadia High School in the fall of 1989. An “old soul” of sorts, Georgia doesn’t have a cell phone or email address. Always the peacemaker, Georgia never mixes water and olive oil when cooking Italian food. Georgia was most recently seen saying “please” and “thank you” to the cafeteria vending machine.

Mr. Kraus

Mr. Kraus

Kraus has been the guidance counselor for Cascadia since 1997. In addition to guidance counselor, Kraus also advises the yearbook club, student council, fashion club, pep squad, beauty pageant club, and the badminton team. Kraus most recently made twelve friendship bracelets for those he deemed the “most popular” students of the school.

Mr. Kraus
Olympia Huck

Olympia Huck

No one is certain as to when Janitor Huck began her position as head of custodial duties at Cascadia. Creepy yet sage, Huck’s favorite topics include denim, tobacco, conspiracy theories, and Mesopotamian irrigation systems. Huck was most recently seen dragging a science lab skeleton into the ventilation system on the east wing of the school.

Kim Ostrowski

Kim Ostrowksi

Kim is the monster who summoned Angela to Cascadia via childbirth. This “Grendel’s mother”-esque figure is wily and harbors that succubus Angela. Most recently, Kim was seen shucking corn on her back porch. Or maybe it was something Satanic?

Kim Ostrowski